$CHUDINUloading… eventually
$CHUDINU
bar’s empty · he’s still there

$CHUDINU

he doesn’t wanna do anything.

Buy
tonightAn empty tiki bar at dusk. One stool taken: the dog, back turned, cigarette in hand.
stool 1 of 12drinks severalplans none
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the week

in the order nothing happened →

monThe dog, standing in the dark.
I

Monday.
He’s there.

tueOne lit window in an apartment block. The dog in an armchair, lamp on.
II

Tuesday. Sat down.
Lamp on. That’s it.

wedThe dog from behind on a bar stool, cigarette in hand.
III

Wednesday. Went out.
Sat down. Ate crap.

thuThe dog on a stool playing GTA, back turned to the bed.
IV

Thursday. She’s right there.
He’s on a mission. In GTA.

friA CRT covered in stickers. On screen: you can’t escape the chud. $CHUDINU.
V

Friday. Turned the TV on.
He was already on it.

satThe dog from behind. ME vs ME.
VI

Saturday. Me vs me.
Both lost.

sunAn old TV/VCR combo. On screen: you keep avoiding the inevitable. $CHUDINU.
VII

Sunday. You keep avoiding
the inevitable.

paydayA one dollar bill with the dog where Washington should be.
VIII

Somehow, legal tender.
Did nothing to earn it.

feedhim→
01

one dog.

02

eats crap.

03

does nothing at all.

stop asking.he’s just a chud inu.
Hold to feed him
Hungry

He’ll eat. He won’t do anything else.

slop eaten 0things done 0vegetables 0
the diet
Breakfastslop
Lunchslop
Dinnerslop
Snacksslop
Watersoda
Vegetablesno
Gymno
Locked inno